Funny wedding readings - I'll Be There For You by Louise Cuddon

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I'll be there my darling, through thick and through thin 
When your mind's in a mess and your head's in a spin 
When your plane's been delayed, and you've missed the last train. 
When life is just threatening to drive you insane 
When your thrilling whodunit has lost its last page 
When somebody tells you, you're looking your age 
When your coffee's too cool, and your wine is too warm 
When the forecast said "Fine", but you're out in a storm 
When your quick break hotel, turns into a slum 
And your holiday photos show only your thumb 
When you park for five minutes in a resident's bay 
And return to discover you've been towed away 
When the jeans that you bought in hope or in haste 
Just stick on your hips and don't reach round your waist 
When the food you most like brings you out in red rashes 
When as soon as you boot up the bloody thing crashes 
So my darling, my sweetheart, my dear... 
When you break a rule, when you act the fool 
When you've got the flu, when you're in a stew 
When you're last in the queue, don't feel blue 'cause
I'm telling you, I'll be there.